Xiao Zhu and Xiao Gui's intense english skills (English translations on bottom)
| All real english in CAPS Xiao Gui: OK, I'll ask you...uh...how do you say "ma (Means horse)" in english? Xiao Zhu (Show):Ma? MY...MY GIRLFRIEND (Show is making a joke about how ma sounds like "ma zi" which is a crude way of saying like "my girl" or "girlfriend") XG: No! *Both burst out laughing* XZ: It's "ma" ah! XG: Ma? Not "Ma Zi" XZ: Ma? XG: Ma. XZ: MOUNTAIN XG: MOUNTAIN means mountain eh! XZ: Who knows how to ssay "ma"? When you're really having a coversation, you won't say "ma" XG: But some vocab you still need to know, some animals... XZ: I'm telling you, once before I went with my mom and dad, I went to Hawaii. We were ordering food to eat, and I didn't know what to do, so I was ordering, and didn't know how to say "Han Bao (Hamburger in english)"...Han Bao I know how to say...HAMBURGER...But I wanted a chicken burger! XG: Chicken burger? XZ: So I went I *Then immitation of "chicken burger" lol* So, they went "OH! CHICKEN HAMBURGER!" XG: You said it too fast, say it again? XZ: CHICKEN HAMBURGER XG: CHICKEN HAMBURGER? XZ: Yep! XG: So you just add a chicken? XZ: THAT'S RIGHT! XG: What about fish? I want a fish burger. XZ: FISH. XG: FISH? XZ: FISH. XG: You have to say it completely. XZ: FISH HAMBURGER. XG: Oh, ok, well if I don't want any meat, I just want the burger. XZ: Eh? XG: No meat. XZ: HEY! HEY, HEY! NO, NO, NO! *handmotions* *XG laughs* This is really hard! XG: So we meet the most present obstacle, money, ask you how much money. XZ: That's easy, they all have a calculator up there. XG: Oh, they can see. XZ: Then you just give the money and pay. XG: Ih that's ok XZ: Eh XG: Well what other questions are there? I've never been to New York. XZ: You're never left the country. XG: Go out of the country? XZ: You've been to Australia, those all have english sections. XG: I just wanted to ask you, you can tell me. XZ: I telll you, I can safely go and come *And says an idiom I don't know* XG: What you just said made no sense. XZ: But you buy back a lot of stuff. I even got fat. XG: Yes you did gain some. XZ: Now I have to go on a diet *XG passes board to him* I keep having to read. Do I look fat? *Looks at screen* XG: No. XZ: There is a little XG: But you have a lot of performances. |
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